weapon of choice
Weapon of Choice: Twenty-five for Saying Your Prayers
Mar 2nd
Characters: Fernella Aziz, Deputy Buzz and Sheriff Sparrow
Word Count: 1416
Rating: M
Warnings: general advisement of the things herewith contained in story listed under the label “warnings”, adult themes, coarse language, sexual references, plaid, derogatory terms for homosexuality, mild reference to transvestitism, fleeting mention of a M/M relationship, rhyming, reference to a part of the female anatomy (technically it could also be male, but in this instance it is specifically the female variety), mention of death, assumptions about the number of sexual partners various characters have, hand gestures, reference to a naughty Vicar, really bad attempt at featuring one way glass, general silliness.
Story is up here! And because we all know about the wank at simsecret about the connotation of warnings…gotta love it!
Weapong of Choice: Twenty-Four for Serial Angels
Feb 14th
Characters: Fernella Aziz, Deputy Buzz, Sailor Sparrow, Sheriff Sparrow, Cotton Morgenstern.
Word Count: 3117
Rating: M
Warnings: adult themes, coarse language, bad photo-shopping.
New update is awesome and can be found here.
Weapon of Choice: Twenty-three for Leaving Town
Feb 9th
Characters: Fernella Aziz, Evaline Tipelo, Rosier Michaelis, Deputy Buzz
Word Count: 1,960~ish
Rating: M
Warnings: adult themes, coarse language
FINALLY! This update was giving me so many problems it wasn’t even funny! Lots kept crashing but I kept at it. Had to switch some things but update can be read here. 
Weapon of Choice: Twenty-Two for Rockin’ Robins
Jan 27th
Characters: Fernella Aziz, Sailor Sparrow, Evaline Tipelo, Rosier Michaelis, Deputy Buzz, Cotton Morgenstern
Word Count: 1500+
Rating: M
Warnings: adult themes, coarse language
New WoC! Well, not new, NEW but I just got home from a mini-vacation so forgive me! Read it here!