Sometimes I swear that someone is staring at me. Actually glaring but when I turn around no one is there…

And sometimes I swear I hear someone cracking their knuckles and muttering behind me but when I turn around…no one out of the ordinary is there.

Maybe I’m just being crazy…

Amy is still mad at Stacey because of what happened. You  know the whole break up thing with Amy thinking I was cheating on her with Stacey and those two getting into a fight? Yeah, well apparently the wounds are still fresh because every time those two see each other they get into a little bitch slap fest. Ridiculously but I gotta admit it makes me feel like a stud.

Hey! I’m a dude! What did you expect?

Okay, so Amy bitch slapped me again and I admit that I did cry…more for her benefit than mine. Naturally!

“We’re over Neil! Do you hear me? Done!”

“But Stacey and I are over. Amy, I-”

“I don’t want to hear it Neil!” She poked me in the chest. “You’re never going to get this,” she slapped herself on the ass, “Again! Good-bye!” Through my fingers I watched her flounce out of the room. I wiped at my eyes. It’s all about how you play the game.

And I really need to learn how to lock the door after me.