I did go to the gym to work out not to pick  up a guy but…I couldn’t resist trying to pick  up this guy. He was sorta cute in this nerdy, scruffy way. He stood out but apparently I didn’t stand out to him!

He pushed his glasses up on his nose before holding a hand up. “Sorry. I-”

“Yeah, yeah! Whatever!” I snapped as I whirled around and attacked the dishes. “You weren’t that good looking anyways.”

“You know, it might help if you didn’t seem so…so…”

“So what?” I demanded as the old lady rocked back and forth on her heels and stared blankly into space.

“I beg your pardon?”

“Weren’t you just talking to me?”

“Was I? No, I don’t believe so.”

Oh…my…GOD!! Everyone in Strangetown was freaking crazy! CRAZY I tell you!

I quickly finished the dishes and whirled around to leave but froze at what I saw in front of me.

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Those girls take the oath of sisterhood a little too far.” They were like zombies or something. Funky zombies but it was still weird. They were almost in complete sync as they walked on the treadmills.

“Crazy! Abso-fucking-lutely crazy!”

I headed back to the dorms.

And look who I run into. Eric. In the female bathroom of all places. He wanted to be all flirty flirty now and I admit I let it get to my head but I really didn’t have time for someone who didn’t have time for me. I’m not desperate. I swear!

See? This guy made me want to throw up in my mouth! HELLO? Female bathroom!

I went back to my room to study but I was so distracted that I quickly gave that up and decided to head out to the super secret hideaway for the SS(secret society for those of you that were a little lost.) I even made the photographer wear a blind fold. Rules are rules right? Right! Anyways, I walked in and the next thing I know Rodney and I are going at it…again! I seriously need to stop meeting up with him when I’m looking for a good time…if you know what I mean!

Anyways, I quickly made an excuse to leave and wandered down to the basement. I hadn’t been there before and always wondered just what kinda things they had down here. Torture chamber? Smoking room? What was down there?

Come to find out it wasn’t anything sinister. Illegal perhaps but not sinister.

Not completely that is.