Characters: Fernella Aziz, Eva Tipelo, Rosier Michaelis and Mr. Pickles
Word Count: 1323
Rating: M
Warnings: has warnings, adult themes, coarse language, sexual references, v-neck sweater, rhyming, mention of death, man in girly boots, mention of bad 70s music, derogatory statement about female biological functions, anthropomorphism, pixel drinking, assumptions about the types of sexual activities a character might perform with another character of the same gender, brief reference to taking a holiday upon a ship, shiny things, general silliness.

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