Weapon of Choice: Twenty-five for Saying Your Prayers
Characters: Fernella Aziz, Deputy Buzz and Sheriff Sparrow
Word Count: 1416
Warnings: general advisement of the things herewith contained in story listed under the label “warnings”, adult themes, coarse language, sexual references, plaid, derogatory terms for homosexuality, mild reference to transvestitism, fleeting mention of a M/M relationship, rhyming, reference to a part of the female anatomy (technically it could also be male, but in this instance it is specifically the female variety), mention of death, assumptions about the number of sexual partners various characters have, hand gestures, reference to a naughty Vicar, really bad attempt at featuring one way glass, general silliness.
Story is up here! And because we all know about the wank at simsecret about the connotation of warnings…gotta love it!