The Sims 2 and The Sims 3
Winchester Legacy Gen. 2 College~2.1
This crazy lady appeared on the porch one day when I was in class. The photographer pretty much ran between Gai and me, and he refused to tell me where she was staying now, but he snapped this and showed me it later. I was kinda leery to just grab something off the porch and rub it like the instructions said. I mean, you didn’t know what kinda crap people will do nowadays. And she looked certifiable…if you know what I mean. But I was nosy. I always have been and I couldn’t resist the urge to rub the stupid lamp.
So, I rubbed it and purple smoke started to raise from it and a shadowy figure emerged before consolidating into a turban wearing figure.
“BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!!”
Neil blinked. First at his deep voice. It sounded as if it came from everywhere. And secondly:
“Boom Shakalaka?”
The genie shrugged. “You try being stuck in lamp for years and years and saying the same thing over and over again. You gotta come up with something new. Something fresh. Sooo….the last master of the lamp was into hip-hop music. I liked the way it sounds.”
“Whatever works for you…do you have a name?”
“I am the genie of the lamp. Three wishes and then I am gone. I don’t need a name do I?”
“I guess not.”
“Now…what do you wish Oh! There is but one rule! No wishing for more wishes! Now…” Gesturing with his hand he then crossed his arms over his very large chest.
What to wish for? What to wish for?
I rubbed at my chin and pondered just what I wanted to wish for.
Writer’s Notes: Sorry about the delay in getting this out to y’all! I’ve just been involved in Sims 3 and ya know the old, tired excuse of RL? Yeah, that’s me! Oh yeah! And this update is dedicated to Noelle! Who pretty much made me feel so guilty for not updating sooner and because I wanted to do this as well:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOELLE!!!!!!
Bugger me! I love that little Happy Birthday smiley!
Onward to Writer’s Notes pertaining to the story:
I’ve been trying to one of them into the Society for forever! I thought it was going to Neil since he’s so friendly but Gai ended up wanting to talk to everyone on community lots. Also, I can’t use the Resurrect-O-Nimitron in the Society house. What’s up with that? And I’m guessing she’s attracted to the fugly guys! She only blows hearts over them…and apparently she likes them mean as well! Ha!
Gai kept rolling the want to reverse being a witch sooo…I forgot how pretty she was. And she was getting more and more upset with Neil(I don’t know why) so I decided to move her out. She did get into that frat which I thought was hilarious! And the frat guy with the long hair? Hahaha! Also I didn’t set up the whole go see Gai thing with Neil. He did that on his own right after Chloe moved in.
And ugh! I tried doing the whole jpeg thing with the second half of the update. Yeah…no! That’s not going to happen again! Well, I can’t remember if I there’s jpegs in the next update or not but after that! No! I hate the way they look! I don’t know what happened but I’m going back to my pngs. Sorry for those of you that hate them! But…I don’t!
Neil really likes Nicole but…yeah…more will be revealed in the next update. Also he really did put the beat down on the Charlatan! I loved it.
And my first Genie!!! Awesome! The matchmaker just came out of the blue!
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LMAO!! Oh Noelle!! You crack me up!! I’m so glad that you enjoy this story so much!
I did NOT think that Gai was going to get into the Society! I for sure thought it was going to be Neil! Haha! But he is too busy! Yeah…I wasn’t expecting her to make out with Rod at all! I turned away for a moment and when I turned back they were at it. And she keeps blowing hearts for him!
Yeah! A genie! I didn’t know that you could get them at Uni! Plus that was my first genie visit which I thought was pretty cool! It was a surprise though!*claps at acceptance speech* Bravo! Bravo!!! Hahahahaha!!! You’re a nut you know that right!! YOU’RE awesome!!
Like I said, it’s always nice to know that people are getting a kick out of this story! It gives me the warm fuzzies!
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#7 written by Sinclair 2 years ago
HELL YES ITS ABOUT DAM TIME!!!!!!! yayyyyy for drama. yay all the way. and such a good subject to!
Neil so had that coming. I was waitinggggg. Its times like this i wish Val was around cause she woulda called him out on his bs a longggg time ago. But Gai did a great job. I hope he thinks she dissapeared and goes nuts worrying. It would serve him right to think about someone other than his dick.
Nicole seems like a cool chick. Very nice and down to earth. The kind of girl you look at and think “i wanna have half asian Jon and Kate+8 babies with her”. OMG neil would so be Jon in that situation. Totally his personality. But Jon is cuter. Cause hes half asian… Omg wouldnt Neils babies be so cool. 1/4 black 1/4 white 1/2 asian. SO cool. You only need some hispanic in there and u covered all your bases.
And Gai in a frat….she needs to slut it up for a tad. Forget her rep and screw all three of those boys. Pull on the long haired one likes theyre reigns on a horse. Hair that long is meant for that you know
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I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry!!!! LOL!!!
Dude, he’s totally oblivious to what’s going on around him unless he has to do with getting in some girls pants! Oh god! Val would have ripped him another one for sure! I miss her meanness!!
Yeah, she’s pretty cool…although…I can’t say anything because it’ll give the story away! LOL!! And you know I gotta have a multi-cultural hood!
That’s just how I am!
Oh my gawd!!! LMAO!!! Bwahahaha!!!! ♪Come on and pull my hair!!! Pull my haaaaiiiir!!!!♪ Oh god!!! You cracked me up! I was sitting in public when I read this and snorted soda!!
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#9 written by Sinclair 2 years ago
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#11 written by Sinclair 2 years ago
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LOL!! I have every intention of bringing Val back! *crosses fingers that this happens soon~ish* I actually miss the crazy girl! Haha!
Oh geez! When you put it that way Sinclair it sounds like a left on a bad note or something! *shakes head* I just decided to step back from the group. I felt like I wasn’t putting enough into it. Hrm…maybe I should just place the ads here than since you like them? Maybe add another tab at the top of the web page for other story headers? *wanders off to think about it…*
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Yay! Neil found a good girl! It’s bout time! And she’s no uglier than him!
And O_o you pissed off your lil sis, not good! He needs to find her asap!
I have never gotten into the Secret Society! And they had a cow plant! Scary!
Well, I’m off to read more, I wanna get caught up before my stepdaughter comes for the entire next week, no time to read then, she’s pretty demanding of attention!
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LMAO!! I know! She’s such a Maxis character but I realized that she’s not that ugly.
He does need to find her. I can’t stand them being mad at each other.
Secret Society was easy to into. All you have to do is make friends with those in the llama coat. I was in a lot where they seemed to congregate for some reason. *shrug*
Haha! No worries! I would have gotten back to you sooner but I have fam at the house! Haha!
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I woke up this morning and the FIRST thing I did was check this blog! I’m so giddy right now!
Okay, I have a lot to say.So pull up a chair, grab some soda, and get comfortable. You’ll be here awhile.
1) Yay to Gai being in the secret society! I knew she had it in her! Oh Neil. Will you ever change? Your sister is nearly kidnapped and you’re in the hot tub with another UGLY chick. This story has further proved that Men only think about one thing! Even in the Sims!
2) LMAO @ Rodney. OMG! Gai finally gets some action! Ha Ha. She barely knows the guy 2 seconds and she’s “swapping spit.” (Loved your choice of phrase there). I guess all the time watching Neil w/ girls and being lonely herself created some pent up lust. She didn’t beat around the bush did she? (Notice her hand placement)
3) I laughed SOOOOOOO freakin’ hard when I saw the pic of the football flying at Gai’s head. That Rodney he sure knows how to charm the ladies huh? Make out with them then knock them out with a football. Good Plan Rodney. That’ll show her that you like her.
4) What’s even more disturbing…is that GAI LIKED IT! Again, I laughed out loud. Loudly. I probably woke the neighbors.
5 )[[[[[I haven’t actually dipped my hand in the cookie jar now have I?]]]]]] HA! I hope that when she does dip into said cookie jar, that Matthew isn’t the oreo in the jar. There is something wrong with being with a guy who has better hair than you! LOL @ his reference of Fabio. I really can’t see Matthew on the front of a romance novel. Can you Gai? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
6)I’m kinda sad that Gai is no longer a witch. She’s right though, evil doesn’t suit her. Maybe she can become a good witch one day?
7)I love how you keep breaking the 4th wall. I think its so funny when Gai talks to the “camera man”.
8)I’m so sad for her. Neil really doesn’t notice does he? He needs to step it up…he’s being a bad big brother.
9)I think Nicole should marry Neil. She’s pretty decent looking and its time that the fellow settles on one chick. Doesn’t he know there are diseases out there? Geez.
10)Besides, Nicole is kinda pretty and the combination of their 2 noses would make an interesting looking baby! Ha!
11)LMAO @ Neil and the Charlatan. Its about time that thief got what was coming to him! I hate them so! In my game, they are always pick pocketing my Sims. It’s a pain really.
12) Now that Neil realized his sister has move on to bigger and better things, I.E. a freakin’ fraternity (ONLY GAI WOULD DO THAT!) maybe he will pull his act together and make amends. Gai is right, they have seriously grown apart.
13) Wait…a genie? What did he wish for? That was cruel Phoenix. Leaving us hanging!!!! How can you sleep at night?
In all seriousness, you have made my day. I love this tale so much! And the fact that you updated on my b-day makes it sooooo much special. I can’t wait to read more. And you dedicated it to me! ***Tear*** Um, does that require some sort of acceptance speech? I’ve never had anything dedicated to me before. Well, accept this one time in 3rd grade…
Anyway… I gratefully accept this dedication, because I am awesome and because Phoenix is awesome and because the Winchester Legacy is awesome. I promise to forever be a faithful reader. I’d like to thank the Academy. Because that’s who we normally thank in acceptance speeches, right? And I’d like to thank Jesus and all the little children. And to the republic for which it stands, and to maxis for creating such a fun game by which to feed my addiction. And I’d like to thank wordpress for being smart enough to host awesome blogs like this awesome blog. And I’d like to thank my dog Minnie Pearl for barking so loudly as to tell me to take her out, so that I may end this speech before I further embarrass myself and disgrace Phoenix’s awesome blog of awesomeness. For liberty and Justice for all. Amen. Err…thank you.
I heart the Winchesters! Do they make a t-shirt that says that? Because I totally want one. Now.