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RECAP: Gai and Neil started college, got makeovers, Neil succeeded in making out, Gai got the hand, and at the end of the first semester they both ended up on the Dean’s List.

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Neil was supposed to do this update but as you can see his focus is…elsewhere! Anyways, we threw a little party for the end of the semester but both of us decided to stay on campus and start or next batch of classes instead of heading home like some of the other students. I think we had very different reasons for doing that though. Mean, I just wanted to get ahead. Neil…I think he wanted to get some head. Don’t look at me like that! Look at him! I mean, I think I would be offended if I was the girl he was dating(Oh god! That’s just a gross thought!) and he never looked me in the face while we were talking. They don’t seem to mind. Apparently Neil has the magic stick. Mom would kill me if she knew I had said that. She hated that song.  The beat was good though.

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When the photographer showed me this photo (and why must he share such personal information? Do I really need to see my older brother getting it on with some blonde hooch?) all I could think was condoms. I hope he’s using them. Mom and dad would flip, if he called them up and told them that he had knocked up some girl.   Some girl that I’ve seen around school with other guys. Oh man, I really hope he’s using condoms now. I really don’t want to have that conversations with him but I’m pretty sure dad did before we left soo…yeah. I’m not going to say anything. That would just make for a really uncomfortable conversation wouldn’t it?

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Good grief!!! Just what kinda skills does he have? I’m surprised he’s even able to drag himself away from his bedroom to go to class.  Somehow he does though, then almost immediately after,  he’s back in his room with the latest girl. I guess he needs to get that out of the way first before he can focus on his schoolwork? I don’t even bother going to knock on the door anymore. The last time I did,  he yelled at me to get the hell away, before I heard a giggle.

Ugh, I guess he gets it honestly. Mom and dad are just as bad. When we were growing up, the Saturday morning cartoons meant no knocking on the ‘rents door. Of course we didn’t realize why they let us watch four hours of cartoons uninterrupted until much, much later. And Val happened to be the one to catch them in the act. Just remembering her traumatized face makes me laugh.

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Anyways, while Neil was baggin’ and taggin’ ‘em, I was skilling up in an entirely different way.  I’m a logical person by nature. I guess maybe that’s why I use to sit and play chest all the time when I was growing up. Anyways, after I checkmated myself for the umpteenth time I decided to just sit back and relax.  Well, I thought I was going to be able to sit back and relax but I heard giggling to the left of me.  Glancing over I rolled my eyes.

“Neil, wait! Not here!”

“No one’s here!  Come here Amy.”

Hello?  What was I?  Chopped liver?  I might not be tall but I’m pretty sure that everyone could see me over the half way.  I moved in the chair and it gave a little squeal, causing me to freeze.  I so did not want Neil to think that I was spying on him but when the sounds of kissing reached me, I realized that no one was really paying me any attention whatsoever.  I shot another glance to me left and my eyes widened.

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For one someone was funky and the odor was making my eyes water. There were two bathrooms right there!  RIGHT there!  Why weren’t they being used?   Secondly, Monica was standing there staring at Neil as he made out with her friend Amy. I couldn’t tell if she was about to start a fight or join in.

“Oh crap! Oh crap!”

If she tried to bitch slap Neil I was going to have to jump in.  He would never hit a female, at least I don’t think he would, but I sure could…and would if I had to.

“Neil, why don’t we take this into the bedroom?” Amy breathed as Neil bent down and kissed her neck.

I almost gagged.  How was he even able to get a hard on with that odor?   My vote was to take her outside and scrub her in the hot tub.  Or maybe hose her down.

“The sheets aren’t clean from the last time Neil and I were in there, Amy. Try the hot tub.  Neil is AMAZING in the water.”

“I’m amazing everywhere babe!”

Their giggles faded as they walked outside.

I sat there blinking for a moment only to realize Monica was standing there staring at me.”What?”

“You’re pretty. Have you ever-”

“The free love movement is all well and good but I don’t want to be a part of it.  Germs and diseases ya know?”

“Oh, we all get tested you know. You-”

“Umm…no. No, I’m good.”

“Well, if you ever change your mind….”

“You don’t have to worry about that,” I said as I quickly shoved the chess pieces in the holder before making a beeline upstairs.