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So, apparently Neil had met this girl when he was walking around campus. Getting a feel for the place. His words not mine. And it’s obvious he got a feel for the place alright. In the back of the taxi those two couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Between all that lip smacking and hand groping Neil did manage to introduce me to her. Her name is Diane and she’s a freshman as well. She seems alright I guess. I didn’t really get to speak with her. I don’t think she could talk with her mouth full of Neil’s tongue.

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See? Those two can’t keep their hands off each other. Neil always did have some slick moves but this is ridiculous. I mean seriously? You’re eighteen now girl! Don’t you think you’d have more common sense then to get swept away by some guy whispering nonsense in your ear? Rolling my eyes at her giggle and Neil’s hushed voice I walked around the little campus bookshop that Neil had decided to take her to.

There wasn’t much to do. I talked with a couple of people and tried to look anywhere but at the place where Neil and Diane were making out…STILL! Sighing in defeat I walked upstairs and clicked on the radio.

“Hey! One of my favorite songs!”

Excited and not caring who was watching I started to dance to the beat.

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As you can see I’m not a great dancer but I had fun. I SAID I wasn’t a great dancer! You can stop looking at the picture now!!!

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You remember her? I do! I can’t believe she looks the same! I can’t believe that she found me! I’ve always sorta been interested in the supernatural and whatnot so I had a ton of questions to ask her. But, of course, the first question was almost identical to the one I asked her years ago.

“Where’s your familiar?” I had to laugh when Joanne heaved a sigh.

“Are you messing with me?”

“Don’t I always? Listen…I was wondering…”

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As you can see Neil isn’t the best dancer either. But he was dancing with Diane and she must have thought he looked great. I just think that he looks like he just got probed. But that’s just my personal opinion.

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The photographer said that he could hear Neil humming ‘Saturday Night Fever’ as he was strutting over to Diane. Um…riiiight! I don’t know when he started walking like that but the next time I see him I have to tell him to stop. Seriously. Stop! That’s just unnatural. That’s not even a swagger that looks more like he’s injured and trying to cover it up by being a tough guy.  Oh God! My brother’s turned into one of those guys!

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And look at this stupid girl bringing him a freaking huge flat screen TV. And not just the TV. She brought him flowers as well! If you can afford to buy a flat screen TV while you’re in college than I don’t think you’re spending your money on the things that you should be spending it on. Seriously! A flat screen TV? Neil’s room isn’t even big enough for a flat screen TV. Geez! She should know. She spends enough time in there doing heaven’s knows what. Okay, I know what  they’re doing I just don’t want the visual. No visuals! No visuals!!!

Oh man…there went the visual.