The Sims 2 and The Sims 3
Winchester Legacy 1.1
RECAP: Toni was kicked out from her parents mansion, all her funds were cut off but luckily she was able to move onto a plot of land her grandmother had willed to her along with §20,000. The money didn’t stretch very far so Toni got a job, fell in love, changed jobs and found out that her lover was cheating on her. Things ended on a happy note with her getting a promotion in her LTW career.
“Okay, okay. If I move this pawn in front of this rook I don’t think there’s anyway for it to get taken. At least I don’t think there is. Should I do that? I mean, it’s just a pawn but pawns are the first line of defense in chess. The game could just-Oh! Hello! You’re back again I see! Just a quick question. How do you keep getting into my house? I always lock the door but…what are you freaking Houdini? If you weren’t so nice I’d call the cops.”
“What am I doing? Playing chess. It’s harder than it looks to play yourself. You have to focus on each respective piece for each side. It makes it so much more complicated. Just because I’m not with Joe the dirt bag anymore doesn’t the mean that I’m going to forget everything that he taught me. Do you play chess? No? That’s a shame. I would have played with you. Do you want to learn? What do you mean your hands are kind of tied up right now? Put down the camera and…if you didn’t want to interrupt me you shouldn’t have the flash on.”
I grumbled as the photographer laughed but inwardly I was happy to have someone to talk to. Joe might have been a cheating ass but at least I he was someone to talk to. I didn’t make friends very easily. I don’t know what it was about me that put people off. Inwardly I shrugged and continued to play my game.
“Oh gosh, I don’t know if I want to make this move. What if it’s the wrong move? What if I put myself in checkmate? It would be-. Well, yes I know that I would technically win either way but than if you think about it I’d be losing too!” I grimaced and held the piece in the air for a moment while I studied the board from every angle. Then, slowly, cautiously I placed the piece on the board.
“Checkmate!” I crowed as the photographer shook her head. I had to laugh. I must look crazy playing chess by myself. I mean, I was no Fisher but I thought I was getting a little better at it.
“Once again…do you mind? I can’t go to the bathroom if someone is staring at me. That’s like going to the doctor and knowing you have to go to the bathroom but the minute they give you that cup to take a pee in it’s like you never had to go. So, if you don’t mind I would like a little privacy. And yes, I read the newspaper while on the toilet. Doesn’t everyone?”
Seeing as how I was already in the bathroom I decided to take a quick shower. Yanking back the curtain I studied the tiles of the shower stall. Shaking my head I grabbed the sponge and started to scrub. I don’t understand how mildew can grow some quickly on-
I froze when I heard the click of a camera then continued to scrub. “Before you ask, no I don’t normally clean the bathroom naked but I figured since I was already in here there was no reason for me to put my clothes back on only to take them back off when I hopped into the shower. Now, unless you want my singing to burst your eardrums I suggest you leave the bathroom.”
“What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at the Sponge? You can’t laugh at SpongeBob! It’s like sacrilegious or something. I love me some SpongeBob and Patrick. Besides this was on sale so I couldn’t pass it up. Now go away. I have work early tomorrow morning and I am so not a morning person. And that lady that drives the car, you know the one,” I smothered a yawn with my hand as my eyes started to drift closed. “You know the one that always picks me up? She is so annoying…honking the horn…constantly….”
I had gotten another promotion. I tugged on the sleeve of the teal uniform. “Who wears stuff like this?” I wondered aloud as I heard the car pull up in front of the house. She had barely pulled up before I heard two sharp blasts of the horn. Scowling, I walked out of the house. This uniform did nothing for me. It was an ugly color and besides it itched.
Through the window I could see the woman turn her head to look at me as I walked closer to the car. She was something else. I had tried talking to her a couple of times but she’d never say anything. It was kind of awkward actually but I guess some people just aren’t talkative. Especially at the butt crack of down. I’m sure not trying to talk to anyone this early. And all that horn blowing is annoying. It’s a good thing I don’t have any neighbors or they might complain.
I blinked as I opened the door only to hear another blast of the horn.
“Is she freaking kidding me? She saw me walking toward the car. Why would she even think about blowing the horn?” I snapped underneath of my breath. See, crap like this is what annoys me. It was too early for me to play nice. It wasn’t natural to be up so early. The sun wasn’t even out yet and I had a crazy driver coming to pick me up.
“Idiot,” I said underneath of my breath but loud enough for her to hear.
She did that whole slowly turning her head thing like she thought she was going to frighten me or something. I may not be from the ghetto, heck, I’d never stepped foot out of Baldwin Hills until a few months ago, but I wasn’t a punk. Kick boxing works on keeping your body toned and at the same time gave you some defensive moves. Now, I don’t know how well those moves would work in a knock down, drag out fight but I gave her my best steely eyed look.
We stared at each other unblinkingly for what felt like forever before her eye shifted somewhere in the vicinity of my left shoulder. Hells yeah, I crowed inwardly as I watched her turn around and face forward. Outwardly I cleared my throat and stated that I thought we were going to be late to work.
“Oh yeah, I got a promotion at work,” I said as the photographer as my about my day. I shook the newspaper to let her know that I was trying to catch up on the latest events here in town. Obviously that didn’t work since she continued to ask me all sorts of questions about my job. Like what I would be doing now, exactly what was my job title and why wasn’t I out shopping. I peeked over the edge of the newspaper at that last question.
“Shopping? I haven’t been shopping in ages. Is there a place within walking distance?” While I still didn’t have enough money for a car I think I deserved to splurge just a little. At her nod I put down the paper and headed out the door. She didn’t have to tell me twice.
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about 1 year ago
Haha! This was great. And what IS with her bedding??? First that weird kitten thing, now the Spongebob??
Gordon looks suspiciously like Goopy Gilcarbo (who, oddly enough in my experience tends to breed well).
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 26th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Hey!! Don’t mess with the SpongeBob!! LOL!! I HAD to download that when I saw it seeing as how that is my fav cartoon EVER! But you already know this I think! Besides kiddie sheets are less expensive!
Really? Huh…I have to find Goopy in my game because I’m seriously using all the Maxis names! It’s really different that’s for sure!
about 1 year ago
Goopy’s not hard to spot. He looks like Gordon but wears a green kilt.
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 4:50 AM
Ohhh….a kilt!!! Good times!! I’ll look out for him!
about 1 year ago
I thought Goopy was a shorts-wearer. I could be wrong, though.
How are you finding actually playing after focusing on writing for so long? I’m asking because I’m thinking of staying up late messing up the Maxis neighborhoods tonight. I reset them all using the game’s backup data, so now I can purely mess with them
I’m enjoying Toni’s narrative. She’s just so delightfully saucy–very fun to read her point of view
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 4:50 AM
Man Van!! I’m having so much fun just playing and letting the characters decided the story instead of plotting and posing! You totally should mess with them! Haha!! I’d read it!
Thanks so much! Don’t know how I came up with the idea of her…still don’t know how her character is going to evolve!
Van Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 5:49 AM
Heheheh, I was just messing with Pleasantview and Veronaville. Long story short, half of Pleasantview’s population is gender confused and in Veronaville, the Capps have all inbred, and that is why I should never ever ever be allowed to play with Maxis sims.
But it was fun. I think if I ever start a third story (which I highly, highly doubt, because I’m thinking Naroni will never have a definite ending and I’m starting to think that Ashelia will require two sequels, much to my co-author’s likely chagrin), I will cast Pleasantview as a different town, so I can at least have some decent-looking background people without having to go into CAS.
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
LOL Van!! I don’t even know what to say to that!! Too funny!!
Ohh…No definite ending for Naroni?! Awesome!!! And sequels?! Also awesome!! haha!!
Van Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Lol. I still haven’t messed up Strangetown, though. My little bro likes to play Strangetown on the rare occasion I let him within three feet of my computer, so maybe I’ll just leave it for him. I’m sure I’ll regret that though–at least when I mess up Maxis neighborhoods, I have sort of a storyline in my head. Maybe that’s because I’ll never really be able to isolate Sims from storytelling now
Yep, no definite ending for Naroni. It goes until either I can no longer find a computer that runs Sims 2, or I die. I’m hoping by the 5th generation, there will be at least one person with all 16 original founders as great-great-grandparents.
And yep, Ashelia is going to be the first in a trilogy, although my co-author might not like that. I’m actually thinking about asking her if she wants me to take over fully for a while–unfortunately, she’s going through a rough time right now
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean! Even though this blog is just for fun I see a pose or something and I’m like: “Ohhh…must duplicate that for RG or LT!” LOL!! Crazy!
Naroni!!
I just read the latest chapter and was very upset at the teaser pic Van! Slap Geneva Dalston!! JUST SLAP HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*clears throat*
Ohh….I hope your co-author is alright. Or rather that everything turns out alright for her!
Van Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Heheh, yeah, that happens to me too. And then when I try to duplicate it, it never works. Go figure
Geneva needs a good slap. I’m not sure Dalston would do it, though. Florian certainly would, but unfortunately, he’s a peasant, so I don’t imagine he regularly associates with the queen.
And I am totally spamming your blog. I’m sorry
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 8:12 PM
LOL!! It’s only spam if the person talking isn’t saying anything you want to hear…or at least that’s what I think spam is!!
Yeah, it never works for me either! For one I usually forget the pose I was thinking about and for two it just doesn’t look as good as I remember!
OH NO!!!! Dalston is going to succumb to her?! No, no, noooo!!! Idiot!! LOL!! I could totally see Florian doing that!! THAT would be hysterical!
Pen Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Hmm DOES Goopy wear shorts? I know that there is one other townie guy that kinda looks like Goopy who wears shorts. I can’t think of his name though. He has a nose like my Enoch, this guy.
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Oh gosh!! Y’all are going to make me boot up Simpe so I can see if Goopy wears pants or a kilt! LOL!
Van Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
I always thought Brandon Lillard was the kilt wearer. Oh well, I’ll trust you, Pen, since you know waaaaaaay more about the Maxis sims than I do. Plus there’s the fact that I don’t really have a Goopy Gilscarbo in either of my two main neighborhoods–he’s been SimPE’d into Clone Severin and Clone Aurius. Ugly townies and NPCs in Naroni and Ashelia have been investing a ton in plastic surgery since I got SimPE. They must have horrible self-esteem issues
about 1 year ago
*laugh* The turning from gold to green at the worst possible moment: I’ve totally had that happen to me before. Sometimes I swear the game does it on purpose and waits until that particular moment to go down. *laugh*
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
I so was NOT expecting that to happen! I gauged it, thought it looked alright and the next thing you know I hear this horrible sound! Haha!! Poor Toni!
I think the game DOES do that at least once! Ha!
about 1 year ago
Cheryl, this is SO good! You inspired me to record my legacy family’s journey! Already set up a blog and will start on it soon. This looks like too much fun not to do, just to goof off and include all the zany stuff that is in the game.
Loved her going up to all the guys in the store and getting rejected! Too funny.
Don’t mess with the spongebob! LOL. True though, kiddie sheets are cheaper!
I hate those chance cards! I must admit that I started ignoring them because they always came out bad. I don’t think it said that you had to do them in the rules I read and since ignore is an option…
(Okay, I’m probably reaching but I hate them!)
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Thanks Emily!
Awesome!! I’ll have to make sure I add it so I can follow it!! It is too much fun! I figured I had all these EPs and SPs and I wasn’t really using them like I should sooo…why not right?! And there is a TON of zany stuff going on!
REJECTED! Like seriously!! So sad!
I love me some SpongeBob!! I know…I have SpongeBob sheets!
Oh no!! Haha! Yeah, it is in the rules that you have to take the chance cards Emily!! LOL!! I think you glossed over that part!
I know! I suck at the chance cards but I’m always surprised when it turns out great!
I can’t wait to read your legacy fam blog!
about 1 year ago
I adore Spongebob and Patrick! Think my favorite is Sandy though…And who doesn’t scrub the shower naked?
So funny and such clever shots. I love your dialogue! Their lives are so crazy when you just follow them around.
I just love this! It cracks me up!
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 2:22 PM
I love SB and Pat. LOL!! They never fail to crack me up! LOL @ the shower! Crazy right?
Thanks Beth! I’m glad you’re enjoying this! some of those shots are unplanned and just quickly shot before their faces change! I’m loving doing it!
about 1 year ago
I somehow missed this on Thursday, but I sure wish I’d found it, I really could have used it. I’ve laughed through the entire thing. Phoenix, you do this so well, it’s beyond enjoyable.
Fortunately, I’ve never really stopped playing with the Maxis characters (except a very short time when I first started SoM). I love them, but I *think* Goopy wears shorts, the guy with the kilt has darker skin.
about 1 year ago
Jeez, that was dumb. The above anonymous is me, ditzy Lachesis.
PhoenixFG Reply:
March 29th, 2009 at 10:35 PM
LOL!! It’s okay! I would have figured out who it was!
Awww…thanks Lachesis. I hope everything is alright with you now!
Yeah, when I first got the game I played a few maxis character and then I became enthralled with CAS! LOL! Since then I’ve never played any of the original crew! It’s fun to play them though.
Which hood is Goopy in or is he one of the townies that is in EVERY hood?
Thanks for reading Lachesis! Glad you enjoyed!
about 1 year ago
Oh, gee, duh, I realize I said SoM
Yeah, everything’s better, my iMac at work stopped working just before I started a two day vac, so I spent the 4 days I was off worrying, but now I’m back at work and everything’s working out fine, tho the Mac has to get fixed.
Goopy’s in Pleasntview, he’s a fixed townie like Meadow Thayer. I don’t think he’s in every hood, but the only other hood I’ve played is Riverblossom so I can’t say for sure.
about 1 year ago
very engaging, using all the aspects of the game, love it while she was in the bathroom, ‘Do you mind?” LOL! I cannot remember the last time I played with townies except for background filler, you do a great job here! Will read more when I get back!